Girls seem to think that they have the certification to give other girls advice on guys. Wow. You have GOT to stop it before you ruin it for everyone. 99% of the advice you give on men is incorrect. Ever read Cosmo? “100 Ways to Keep Your Man,” written by some lady. Try 9-10 of those things and watch your relationship deteriorate. Today I will give you some examples of the advice women give other women and why it is wrong.
“Hit him with an ultimatum to get what you want.” – Fuck outta here with that bullshit. When has this EVER worked? If you have succeeded in this, please let me know. I will still discredit you because it means that your man is bitch-made. If anyone bows down to “Do this or I will break up with you,” I feel more than sorry for you. If you hit me or any of the guys I know with an ultimatum, we will hit you back with a “Get the fuck out of my house.” This could be some of the worst advice ever given. This also goes for “If you really love me, you will do this.” If you don’t stop with this bullshit… If you really believe that, then break up with me or deal with me not loving you.
“Get with someone else to get him jealous.” – Ultimate backfire. Yeah, if we like you we will get jealous. Jealous enough to go on our own little hook-up spree, targeting one or many of your friends – including the idiot that gave you this worthless advice. Then you will turn around and get mad at us. Well you started it. Immature? We don’t care – you acted like a ho.
“Ask him what he wants out of your relationship.” – We don’t like difficult ass questions. You will get a difficult ass answer and run back to your ignorant friend for step 2 of her less-than-satisfactory advice.
“Only he knows why he is acting like such a dick. Text him and ask him, if he doesn’t write back right away, call him.” – Part 1 was right; we know why we are acting like a dick. It’s probably because you used part 2 of this advice and got upgraded to ‘stalker status’. We will text you back when we think of a legitimate excuse as to why we haven’t talked lately – other than because we have been with one of our sideline hoes.
“Give him another chance, he’s worth it.” – You poor things. I know we all like to believe that everyone deserves a second chance, but honestly, how often does that work out for you? All a second chance is for us is a second chance to not get caught. As you offer us a second chance we will look you in your eyes and promise you the world. And when we are alone again we will be on the text mercilessly with our sideline hoes. Grimey.
“Beat the bitch up!” – When you get cheated on, it is not the other girl trying to hurt you, she probably doesn’t even know your man has a girl. Your man might not even know he has a girl, are you sure you didn’t pull a swift one on him and become his girl without telling him?
All in all, if you are having boy problems, talk to a boy about them. However, don’t let it be a friend of who you are having problems with, because no matter what they say, they are always gonna look out for their friends. And as for your little magazines and their ‘expertise,’ tell them to give me a job.
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