Tuesday, April 19, 2011

A Mestivus for the Restivus

Some guys just mess up everything for the rest of us. From what I can figure out, it’s one of two things these clowns are doing to destroy women for future recruiting. We are tired of crazy girls, so stop turning regular girls crazy (for arguments sake we will assume there are regular girls out there).

When guys with zero confidence try to run game on a broad, they forget how rapidly egos can grow (just as rapidly as they can self destruct). These guys are the ones that hype the girl up so much because they are trying to look like a nice guy and wind up turning her into an evil, vindictive, blood sucking runt. Yeah, we’ll stick with runt. These guys are so surprised they are talking to this girl (whom they have obviously placed upon the tallest of pedestals) that they keep telling them; “Oh, you’re so beautiful,” “You could have anyone you wanted,” “You deserve the best,” “You should be treated like a princess.” All this does is make her realize she shouldn’t even be wasting her time talking to your sad ass, and then when another dude rolls up she thinks she is too good to talk to him. *NEWSFLASH* you aren’t that special. There are a million girls out there better than you, and you were one of them before you started acting so full of yourself. And the girls I’m talking about aren’t reading this because they are too busy googling themselves and taking photos of themselves pouting. Idiots.

The other scenario is when a girl gets cheated on or abused in a relationship and then makes an executive decision that every guy is the same. We understand that is some tough shit to go through and it takes a while to get over it (if you get over it at all), but if you are going to keep complaining to new guys about old shit, they are going to get tired of it. Yeah, you’re cute and all that so we want to talk to you, but when we ask to hang out and you start crying about all these irrelevant issues, we are going to call our boys as soon as you leave and tell them you’ve got wayyyy too many skeletons for our liking. There is such a thing as too much self-disclosure, and issues as deep as these do not need to be disclosed early in a relationship and if you start placing that label on us our sympathy will decline – quickly. I know I can’t do anything to stop guys from cheating – shit happens, but you have to quit the abusive bullshit, that’s fucked up.

I don’t know which scenario is more likely, but I know that you girls out there strutting around like you own the world have to slow down, and you girls still freaking out about past events – maybe you just aren’t ready to talk to guys yet. Sympathy is there for the latter, but you uppity girls out there acting like you are allergic to people because you are above them – calm down before karma catches up to you.

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