Monday, April 11, 2011

Do Hoes Know They're Hoes?


The answer to this question is conditional. It completely depends on who the ho is friends with. If the ho is exclusively friends with other hoes, they probably know no better than what they are doing. However, if the ho has friends who are morally sound, they have probably been informed on several occasions that their behavior is inappropriate.

                If you’re a ho who associates with other hoes and takes part in ho-ish activities, you probably have no problem expressing to this group of friends all of the sexual activity you take part in with numerous sexual partners. On the other hand, if you are the ho within a group of girls with morals, you know you are being judged by the innocent eyes in your friendship circle. Thus keeping your copious sexual encounters as secret as possible.

                Is there a problem with being a ho? Well if you call STD’s a problem then, yes. Being a ho is a slight ‘problem’. The hoes who know they are hoes are given no respect by their peers, which is the reason they try to keep their operating hours to a minimum. Why don’t they just stop acting like hoes? Because the ego is a fragile commodity; hoes get an ego boost from sleeping with people, which they believe they have rightfully earned. The hoes who don’t know they are hoes tend to call other people hoes. This is a complex paradigm, which forced me to beg the question, “Do hoes know they’re hoes?” How can a ho call another person a ho, when obviously they have no right to judge. I concluded thusly that these are the hoes who have been immersed so deeply in hoedom (feel free to use this word), that they truly believe they are not hoes and that other people are. At these people I shake my head, give a look of exhaustion, and exasperate stressfully, since they will obviously never learn.

                Hoes can be men or women, here are some factors that can lead to a life of hoedom:

·         Early physical development
·         The Oedipus/Electra complex
·         Parent issues/teenage rebellion
·         Ego boost
·         So ugly you just give it away because you know someone will take it
·         So good looking you know you can do it with anyone, so you do
·         Sexual insecurities – extinguished in the short term by putting out
·         You have become impervious to pornography

For those of you who are unsure if you are hoes, here are some clues:

·         You get texts/calls for sex anytime during the day (unlike the sideline ho who is generally booty-called late at night)
·         You often have to engage in sexual activity in an automobile to escape other people living in the house
·         You are reading this naked, smoking a cigarette
·         You’ve stood in the mirror butt-naked checking for spots
·         You’ve had to put ointment on your spots
·         You text naked pictures of yourself like it’s a chain letter
Your body count is off the charts

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