Saturday, March 26, 2011

Movies After Dark

"Do you want to come over and watch a movie or something?"

It is not only guys who ask this question. When we want to 'hang out' with someone there is an awful lot of 'television watching' being mentioned in the invitation. But why?

When it is dark out and you want to hang out with that person you are interested in, watching a movie has become a world-wide go-to-move for both men and women. You will be watching the movie in the dark, which gives you that extra opportunity to make sneaky little moves. That is exactly why when you used to live at home with your parents, when you watched a movie with a girl over, all of a sudden you were both cold and needed a blanket - smooth.

The sneaky make-out is a classic - done most easily with scary movies. When she gets scared and jumps into your lap and you catch her with a soft, yet muscular grip, she feels safe, but really she is at your mercy. Instead of launching your tongue down her throat like a drunken mule, just kiss her on the cheek. It is more than likely that she will turn around and you will begin the make-out session you both knew you were going to have.

The silky smooth touchy touch under the covers always goes down a treat. I'm not talking about her nether regions, but just a rub on the stomach or leg to let her know you're keen - obviously since she's keen too, she will rub you back :)

Choose your movies wisely. You don't want to be rubbing upper thigh while Bambi's mother is dying, or going for sneaky titty grabs while the Titanic sinks. And just do your best to NEVER watch Schindler's List if you want to succeed in getting some. Watching that will have you out of the mood for weeks. Looking for dark movies for more opportunities to be a filthy, testosterone filled, sex machine? Most scary movies will work, and so will most Batman movies. You're welcome.

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