Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Pet Peeve #20 – Whispers


There is a time and a place for whispering, and I believe it is far less common than any one of you reading this right now.

                Whispering while you are in a group so other people don’t hear is rude, point blank period. Make a mental note and tell them/text them later. I would even rather if you took them away from the group – if it is urgent. I mean, “I’m so sorry, your driver’s side mirror has just been karate kicked clean off your car,” urgent. Not, “Oh my God, did you hear Jones stuck it in Meera’s butt,” urgent. Whispering in a group is not as discreet as you think it is, everybody sees it, and at least one person who wasn’t supposed to hear it hears it.

                If you see something you feel the need to comment on quietly with the whole group, go ahead and huddle up, talk quietly and share the news with the whole group. If you are the one person who didn’t hear what was said, don’t obnoxiously yell out, “What are you whispering about?” That shit is so awkward. Whoever is being whispered about becomes both self-conscious and resentful. How do they know they are being whispered about? First of all, your simple, obnoxious friend drew attention to you, and when people whisper about someone, they ALWAYS stare at them while they whisper. Inconspicuous? I think not.

                So when is this uncommon occurrence when you can whisper? Oddly enough it is when you are ALONE with your better half. A little seductive whisper never hurt anybody. Unless you lean in and say, “Mmm, I just sharted,” the mood is pretty much set.

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