People really yawn mid-conversation. What kind of sense does
that make? Do you really think we can understand what you’re saying? When you
are in the middle of a story and you have to yawn, chances are that your story
just isn’t that good. If you can’t keep yourself awake for your own story, what
makes you think the audience is truly interested?
Yawning
mid speech is unbelievable. The gibberish that is spewed out by yawn-talkers is
indecipherable not only for the listener, but for the speaker. The yawn and
talk is just noise, annoying noise. It makes no sense and it wastes time.
I find
this incredibly hard to believe, but it seems as if some people truly think
that we can understand what they are saying while they yawn and talk, and they
wait for a response afterwards. It is a learned skill not to choke people who
expect you to comprehend their yawny gibberish.
I
understand that sometimes you just need to yawn, so just break out into your
yawn, say “excuse me” and then continue speaking. Is that so hard? The yawn and
talk is unfathomable and unacceptable. Not only is it annoying, it looks and
sounds gross. Like a hippopotamus mating call. Nobody wants to hump a hippo.
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