Sunday, February 26, 2012

The Airport Pickup


The airport pickup is a binding social contract. There is almost no one more important than he who picks you up from the airport. I find great satisfaction when I am asked to pick someone up from the airport, and when perfectly executed – the airport pick up gives a feeling of euphoria like none other. Let me explain:

                You only ever ask someone to pick you up from the airport who you completely trust. They are a reliable individual who you know will not let you down. Seeing their face the moment you touch down is something you look forward to. Ideally this person can make enjoyable conversation for the drive home, but hopefully you have some interesting stories from your trip to keep them busy. When I am asked to be this person I get a feeling of utmost gratitude. It’s almost like I’m in the spotlight, all eyes on me. Not that I enjoy attention…

                How do you perfectly execute an airport pickup? As an experienced pickerupper and pickeruppee, I have the knowledge to execute the airport pickup to a tee. If it is someone extremely important to you, you want to be waiting at the gate as they arrive. For someone less formal, perhaps an old friend that you see regularly, you just want them to walk out of the airport and see you in the driver’s seat in your car and jump in. How can you time something so perfectly? You must take everything into consideration. Treat this like a black-ops mission. Leave no stone unturned, consider all contingencies. Before the pickup you check the flight ETA. Once you have the ETA you have to allow for the time it takes to get off the plane, walk to baggage claim, get the bags, and leave the airport. In a small airport I allow 17 minutes for this chain of events, in a larger airport I wait 27 minutes. I have never forgotten to pick someone up, nor have I been late. My timing is impeccable.

                Why is the airport pickup a binding social contract? It solidifies relationships; romantic, friendly, professional, or otherwise. It is an issue of respect and trustworthiness. If we are late to the pickup we are in another world of stress, letting someone down on this day is the ultimate act of betrayal. For a social exercise that we never think about, as a collective society we have revolutionized the airport pickup into an imperative relational measure.

                If the flight is cancelled, however, does the pickerupper still get credit for the pickup?

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