Love is Seasonal

                There is an awful lot of thirst floating around on college campuses. A common misconception is that athletes can snatch up these desperate broads at the drop of a dime. The truth is that certain athletes can do this, but they must get their timing right.

                Timing in this sense is not defined by what time you start talking to these girls. It’s not that simple, but at the same time it is so simple. There is a long wait for the right time, but when the time comes, the window for seduction is open for a long, long time.

                At times it gets to a point where we think girls think they are better than a lot of people, and they do, but your time will come. They think they are better than you when you are out of season, but as soon as you get into season they are all about it. We want our names to be attributed with success in our athletics. Jersey chasers want their names to be attributed with popularity, and what better way to do that than try to bag an athlete who is currently in season?

                I know a whole bunch of college girls are going to dispute this, but you probably don’t even realize that you do it. We ain’t mad at ya, got nothin’ but love for ya, do your thing shorrrrty. But if we know you’re only in it for the season, we’re only going to treat you with about as much respect as a girl from Girls Gone Wild.

                There is the popularity concept, but that is giving these ladies a little less credit than they deserve. They also like athletes because they are in shape, they are particular sport groupies, or they have dollar signs in their eyes. To the girls out there that are telling themselves and everyone around them that they like guys for who they are; sense of humor, easy to talk to, sweet, all that crap. Stop lyin’!