What is with people who insist upon
making that god-awful “Ahhhh” sound after they drink? It is so obnoxious. It’s almost as if you
think you have accomplished a major feat in swallowing a mouthful of your
beverage. Is hydration cause for celebration in any place other than a desert?
I quite literally feel nauseated when I hear that sound. I have to restrain
myself from slapping the person’s cup out of their hands. There is no sound
more unnecessary.
If you
are someone who makes this sound, I bet you can’t give me a good reason as to
why. I put the house on it. This sound serves no purpose. It is just an
obnoxious habit that way too many people share. Can you imagine if these people
did it after every time they swallowed? A typical meal would be an absolute
breath-fest. What if a person with halitosis decides to excessively exhale
after a sip of a beverage? What if the company they are with is within range of
the breath? It is an invitation for disaster. A catastrophic event filled with
projectile puking. Mmm, yummy. Breathe on that.
Beer.
Not the greatest smelling beverage ever created. Ignorant to this fact are the
obnoxious souls who choose to blow the aftermath of this gaseous brew in your
face after they complete their gulp. Ew. This should be the definition of party
pooper. It is a peeve which infuriates me to a level of near-uncontrollable
anger. An anger that can only be remedied with a violent physical outburst
Please
put an end to this foolishness. I can’t take it much longer. It’s gross,
annoying, and obnoxious, not to mention pointless. End this movement NOW!
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