Coughing
and sneezing without covering your mouth is utterly repulsive, not to mention unhygienic.
With a simple hand, elbow, tissue, hanky, or any other tool you can use to
cover your mouth you can solve a variety of problems.
First
of all, sneezing looks downright atrocious. If you cover your mouth while you
sneeze at least part of that unfortunate face you are making is covered to ease
the embarrassment.
Next we
have the projectiles shooting out of your face at 200mph. Nobody wants to see,
smell, taste, or feel that shit anywhere near them. If you are a person with
bad breath, your sneezes smell like wet dog, feel like a sticky warm cloud of
mouth fart, taste like whatever the fuck you have been eating, and look like
this:
That’s
frickin’ gross. And all the shit flying from the mouths of these no mouth
covering ass, sneezing ass, germ spreading ass, Neanderthals, is now in the air
for the rest of us to recycle – yum. So when you sneeze without covering it up,
people are walking around sucking you your germs – and so contagion begins.
If you
are in fact considerate enough to cover your mouth when you sneeze, be sure to
wash your hands otherwise you have just relieved the whole exercise of any
purpose. Let’s be clean please ad thank you.
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