These two head nods are a powerful form of communication
among men. Although they are similar, they mean very different things and no
words need to be said to convey the messages of these nods.
First
we have the head nod of regret. This is especially common on Sunday mornings.
Picture this: I wake up – my head is pounding – I wipe the eye boogers out of
my eye – I take a sip of my bedside water – I realize that my bed feels
unusually small – I look to my left and my right – to my right I see the back
of a girls head – FROM HERE IT CAN ONLY GO TWO WAYS, KEEP IN MIND WE ARE
TALKING ABOUT THE HEAD NOD OF REGRET
– because of all of my stirring, the girl moves, she rolls over – I see her
face – I discover that not only is she unfortunate looking, but she is a clingy
drama queen – I need to pee so I get out of bed – I open the door and head to
the bathroom – my housemates door is open – I see some girl in his bed, making
herself at home – I go to the bathroom, the door is closed – the door opens
before I get a chance to knock – my housemate is obviously going through it –
he notices that I am going through it – we give each other a comforting nod
that says, “I am fully aware of your situation and I know you are aware of mine,
lets never speak of this again.”
Now we
have the inception head nod, also common on Sunday mornings, but seen more
regularly throughout the week than the head nod of regret. So picture this: I
wake up – my head is pounding – I wipe the eye boogers out of my eye – I take a
sip of my bedside water – I realize that my bed feels unusually small – I look
to my left and my right – to my right I see the back of a girls head – FROM
HERE IT CAN ONLY GO TWO WAYS, KEEP IN MIND WE ARE NOW TALKING ABOUT THE INCEPTION HEAD NOD – because of all of
my stirring, the girl moves, she rolls over – I see her face – I discover that
she is actually Elle Macpherson in her prime– I smile smugly to myself – I need
to pee so I get out of bed – I open the door and head to the bathroom – my
housemates door is open – I see some girl in his bed, naked, very naked – I go
to the bathroom, the door is closed – the door opens before I get a chance to
knock – my housemate is smiling smugly to himself – he notices that I am
beaming with self-pride – we give each other a comforting nod that says, “We’ve
done it.”
*Head nods start at about 2:45*
Guys,
you know what I’m talking about.
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