Whyyyyyyy can I hear every single one of your mouth
movements? Crunchy food makes sense, it’s entitled to a little bit of volume.
But someone needs to explain to me how in the world I can know you’re eating
yoghurt when you haven’t told me you are, and
I’m not looking at you. What is that? Are you slurping with your mouth closed?
And quit all that smacking in my ear! That’s how dogs eat. Your whole mouth
doesn’t need to open and shut to consume every mouthful; I know you learnt better than that.
There
are a few foods that can get stuck in your teeth, a pain to get out without
floss. But just because we all know about it, does not make it acceptable to
start sucking steak out of your teeth while others are still eating. Good God, that makes my stomach turn!
This is basic stuff people, we need to turn this around – it’s ruining the
dining experience.
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