Pet Peeve #38 – Dap Confusion

It seems that wherever I go, there is a different variation of dap. For a long time, as long as I can remember dapping, I have been a grabber. I was bred into grabbing. I have grown accustomed to it. I have lived outside of Adelaide of about seven years now, and now I’m back for a few months and everything I have grown to know and love has changed. My world has been flipped upside down.

I come home to this thing where it’s like a medium five followed by a bump. And without knowing this, I come to my city trying to grip on the dap, only for the opposing hand to dart away as if to avoid infection. This results in an, “Uh, oh, whoop... hahahaha (oh gawd),” type of scenario.

Do I want a universal dap? No. Do I want my ‘friends’ to give me a little heads up when an entire city decides to change its greeting? That would be nice. Maybe even a few practice runs.

What’s More Important; Reputation or Truth?

This stems from my last post. Usually my pet peeve posts are supposed to be a bit of a laugh, but last week’s marinated and gave me more material. This whole social media thing is starting to get to me. We’ve all read it before, about how ‘fake’ people are and how they don’t portray their ‘real’ lives through social media, but I might have a slightly different, less aggressive angle.

                So yes, I do have social media accounts. I use them to share what I think are interesting videos or articles, post pictures about what is going on in my life, get my blog out there, tweet funny-ish things that I think about or that happen to me. Now that sounds like a lot, but All of that might take up 30 minutes and that will be one week of usage for me. The problem is the long stretches people log in for, at inopportune moments, not only for them, but for who they are around. And why do they have such a compulsion?

                The importance of self-marketing through social media is quite frankly, a fallacy. This belief that we need people to think we are living this grand lifestyle is erroneous. The countless check-ins, the constant updates, the picture perfect materialism, the elitist eating habits. Why? For followers and likes? Is that how you measure your self-worth?

                The title of this post is What’s More Important; Reputation or Truth? How do you define your self-worth? Self-worth has nothing to do with the perception of others. It has everything to do with how you view yourself and what you are content with being. So what is more important? Reputation? How others view your life from the outside, judging only by what’s on the surface. Or truth? Who you really are, what you really do, how you reason, how you feel. Sadly, as I sit back and observe, I see reputation and truth blurring. People aren’t even aware that what they post isn’t even for them, it’s for whoever sees, to judge, to accept, to condemn. Do YOU, don’t do THEM.

                What’s More Important; Reputation or Truth?

Pet Peeve #37 – Cell Phone Etiquette

What is the etiquette with mobile phones these days? Is there any? Or is it just “do whatever you want whenever you want wherever you want”?

                I don’t understand why you would invite me anywhere; for a drink, coffee, meal, Netflix and chill, or a walk, just to be on your phone for the majority of this rendezvous. I remember when Nokia was monopolizing the cell phone industry, it was a fun and exciting time for everyone involved, but people knew it was just plain rude to answer the phone at the table. No one would dare play Snake over a coffee. But now the game has changed. We can do everything on our phones, from social media to transferring funds. The freedom to be able to do almost anything on our phones has confused us all, especially my generation. Now that it is so easy to access everything no matter where we are, we do, though it is not a necessity. Facebook borders on what should be one of the most unimportant things in anyone’s life. But so many people have this compulsion to check it constantly, almost as if to say to whoever they are with, “My online social network is more important than my real life social network, i.e. you.”

                People my age and up were probably the last to make it through high school before phones got too smart for our own good. We used to talk to each other at lunch without taking a picture of it, and make friends with people we had actually met, and make phone calls outside of social settings. Now people will, without hesitation, in company, make and take phone calls (quick or long), send and receive multiple texts (talking more to the people they are texting than to you), read articles, watch videos, check social media, read and write emails, shop online, check sport scores, you name it. I could stay at home by myself and have a better experience over coffee.

Sangria Mouth

Drunk with bloodlust, we can be so quick to bite at our peers.

Our righteous minds allow us to believe we can judge.
As if we’re so perfect.
We bite and draw blood and think we can hide behind a smile.
It’s laughable.
Blood dripping from our fangs and staining our lips, we smile in false innocence.
Like vampires, our darkness drains our victims.
Our foul mouths do damage.
But unlike the Princes of Darkness, the wounds we leave are not visible.
But they’re there, and they’re hard to ignore.
In a whirlwind of darkness our victims bite back and become us.
A downward spiral ensues and we allow darkness to conquer.
Evidence in plain sight as we deny everything with smiles on our faces.
Mouths get redder and redder.
The world gets darker.
But we continue to stand on our pedestal, pointing and judging, biting and bruising.
Blood staining our mouths in our violent tirades.
The intoxication fills us with false righteousness until we self destruct.
It looks like Sangria but doesn’t taste as sweet.
Put your glasses down.

Pet Peeve #36 – Is Something Wrong?

“No.” (Fucking YES)

                What is the point of delaying the fact that you are going to eventually admit that something is wrong and blow off all this steam? Body language tells NO lies. No matter how hard you try to lie, we can all hear the tone in what you’re saying. Soooo yes we know something is wrong, either tell us what it is and we can move forward, or you can get the fuck over it and quit with your attitude. Right? Like what is the point of this?:

                “Are you ok?”
                “Yeah, I’m fine.”
                “Okay, well I can tell you’re not. What’s wrong?”
                “Nothing.”
                “Are you sure? You don’t seem like yourself.”
                “I’M FINE! LEAVE IT ALONE!”
                “ALRIGHT! Sorry.. You hungry?”
                “...I just can’t believe that blah blah blah...”

                Why? Why waste both our time like that? Is there anything to gain? Are you building up the suspense so as to engage me more in the story? Am I going to relate more to the protagonist now when they overcome adversity? Am I going to cry real tears now when they meet their tragedy or triumph? Christ, just get it off your chest and be done with it.

                Of course, there’s always the chance that there really is nothing wrong. There’s nothing that can piss someone off quite like continually being asked what’s wrong when you’re perfectly fine. That borders on an attack on your character. Just sitting there being you and suddenly being interrogated about what your problem is... This is just who I am L

Blissfully Unaware

Love is a powerful emotion. This power is not always positive though. Love has the ability to blind us to the facts. When we stare through those rose-colored glasses, we see what we fell in love with. We put that person on a pedestal and we develop an inability to see past this idealized perception of them. This can be the case with romantic, paternal, or platonic love.

                We have all seen and experienced this countless times. A prime example is sexual infidelity. Someone gets cheated on and a friend informs them. The victim in this circumstance either takes this information on board and confronts their partner, or goes in to instant denial.

                When confronting the partner there are a number of outcomes. The partner admits it, they are either forgiven or the relationship is terminated. The partner denies it and the victim continues to believe their friend and terminates the relationship. Or the partner denies it and the victim believes them. Love blinds them to the fact that this person may be capable of doing the wrong thing whether it is intentional or otherwise. This in turn, can damage the friendship between the victim and the messenger.

                This can happen with things like addiction, whether it be shopping, gambling, drugs, porn, internet, or anything similar. We are often willing to stay in a state of denial to protect the people we love, no matter how damaging it may be to ourselves. We may be doing in subconsciously, but turning this blind eye may not only be hurting us, it may be hurting who we think we are protecting.

                If you think someone you love has a problem and they tell you they don’t, as much as you want to believe them, there’s a reason you thought there was a problem. Blindly accepting their lies will probably not end with a desired outcome. And the lies they tell may not be coming from a malicious place, they may be coming from a place of darkness, shame, and discomfort. There are numbers you can call to get help for people suffering in silence. Don’t wait until it’s too late.

Pet Peeve #35 - Don't Sit Here

Picture this: you’re 6’7” and you’re out on a date. You choose the safe option and go to dinner and a movie. Dinner went well, you paid in coupons, got her liquored up, and now she’s getting handsy. You get to the movie. Privacy shouldn’t be an issue because it’s a late show and you chose the movie that’s been out a while. Solid strategy, you should feel proud. But wait. Three trailers in, you’re getting comfortable, you’ve put your feet up on the back of the seat in front of you, her hand is moving North of your kneecap and BOOM! Some middle aged dude that smells strange comes in with his girlfriend who is dressed like Phoebe from Friends. That’s cool, wait for them to sit down in one of the other 148 seats and that hand might keep sliding up further. NOPE. Old dude asks you to put your feet down so they can sit right in front of you.

              

  “Thanks, mate.” he mutters smugly.

                Two options: lose control at this clown and inform him at high volume both verbally and physically that there are an embarrassingly large amount of seats outside of your personal space. Or sit in your seat, behind this disturbingly eccentric couple, stewing in your own madness for 96 minutes, so mad in fact that you pay no attention to the film, just to the fact that the hand that was steadily rising up your thigh now just has a tight grip on your hand and you have to eat popcorn left-handed and now you have butterbeard.

                CAUTION: THESE PEOPLE WILL FIND YOU IN WAITING ROOMS AND ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT AND THEY WILL BE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF INSANE – TO AVOID THIS TOMFOOLERY, BE THE MOST EXTREME PSYCHO IN THE ROOM AT ALL TIMES.